Thursday, January 28, 2010

Savage2000 (410) Driver





MAN TELLS HIS FRIENDS:

- FROM YESTERDAY ME DUELE MUCHO EL HOMBRO.CREO SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR.


ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS YOU SAID: "IT IS NOT NECESSARY, THERE IS A COMPUTER IN THE DRUG LIKE ANYTHING THAT CAN DIAGNOSE, MUCH FASTER AND CHEAPER THAN A DOCTOR. JUST HAVE TO PUT A URINE SAMPLE OF YOUR COMPUTER AND YOU WILL DIAGNOSE YOUR PROBLEM, AND IS GOING TO SUGGEST WHAT YOU CAN DO TO FIX IT, PLUS COSTS $ 50 PESOS ONLY.


NO MAN THOUGHT YOU HAD NOTHING TO LOSE, THEN A BOTTLE FILLED WITH URINE AND WENT TO THE PHARMACY DOCTOR SIMI. FIND THE COMPUTER AND PUT INTO THE URINE SAMPLE OF A FUNNEL THAT WAS IN THE MACHINE.


AFTER DEPOSIT OF $ 50 PESOS IN THE GROOVE. COMPUTER STARTED TO MAKE NOISE, A DIFFERENT LIGHT ON AND OFF AND AFTER A LITTLE BREAK, ONE SLOT LEFT a paper saying:

**** YOU. TENNIS HAS SHOULDER

**** RUB YOUR ARM WITH HOT WATER AND SALT

*** DO NOT SCALE PHYSICAL EFFORT

*** IN TWO WEEKS WILL BE MUCH BETTER.


LATER, AS I THOUGHT IT WAS AS WONDERFUL AS THIS WILL CHANGE TECHNOLOGY AND MEDICAL SCIENCE ALWAYS WILL HAPPEN IF THE COMPUTER could be misleading. DECIDED TO TRY IF YOU COULD MAKE AND TAP WATER MIX, A LITTLE PEE YOUR DOG AND A BIT OF URINE AND HIS DAUGHTER HIS WIFE. TO END masturbates and PUT SEMEN IN THE STRANGE MIX.


WENT TO THE PHARMACY AND PUT THE SHOW IN THE FUNNEL AND DEPOSIT OF $ 50. AFTER THE SOUNDS OF LIGHT INTENSITY AND THE MACHINE printed the following analysis:


**** YOUR WATER IS SALMONELLA, buy a PURIFIER

* *** HAVE YOUR DOG dangerous parasites REFER TO VETERINARY

**** WITH YOUR DAUGHTER IS DRUG COCA REFER TO REHABILITATION

**** HIS WIFE HAS 2 WEEKS OF PREGNANCY, BUT YOU ARE STERILE, GET A GOOD LAWYER.
AND IF YOU NEVER LET to masturbate will leave you hurting on ARM, STUPID!

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