Friday, November 6, 2009

How Old Do You Need To Be To Get Into Winstar



There once 3 Little Pigs, to which social exclusion and the need to find them homeless, jobless and without food in a desolate area of \u200b\u200bGreater Buenos Aires.
had come from inside the country, and believed, with that mischievous ignorant, typical of youth, they were going to swallow the Capital in three mouthfuls. Nothing could be further from the truth.
It was November 1981 and the three friends had assembled a colorful cardboard box corrugated in a shantytown near the neighborhood of Pompeii. Worked doing odd jobs or temporary jobs, earn little, but at least you had your home.
But luck did not accompany them.
A month after the bulldozer appeared Osvaldo Cacciatore and threw shit about thirty boxes of the settlement, including the three little pigs.
Fourteen years later, after wandering for most of the Buenos Aires metropolitan area and doing anything to survive (from selling "splint" to deliver the "queer" in the bathroom of the little bar of Avellaneda and Santa Fe), the three little pigs were able to build its second house, this time of wood, other illegal settlement.
But given the chance that the Peronist whore / neoliberal Jorge Dominguez was in the city government of Buenos Aires, and his plan to eradicate illegal settlements, sent the bulldozers to the village where they lived three little pigs and other time the cast of kick your asshole, leaving her dreams of decent housing scattered on the floor (ground, obviously).
But as I said the "Black" Olmedo: "Whenever it rained, stopped" and also said the aunt Pocha (that he had escaped after 14 years of his married a Senegalese sailor): "There is no evil that lasts a hundred years, or body that resists a new Senegalese landed, finally the 3 Little Pigs are friends painted the good.
Then we came to 2003. The pigs are big and the dog hit by life, but still not lose hope. And in a clash between hooligans River and excursions, the leader Luis D'Elia piKetero and integrates it with your group. D'Elia When asked what was the most hated in this world, the pigs answered in unison: - We hate the fucking oligarchy!, Hate whites! We have a visceral hatred of those who earn well and live in Barrio Norte .-
AD'Elia eyes welled with tears when they heard these beautiful words, and neither dumb nor lazy thought - These "grones" are mine! -
So not only adopted the 3 little pigs but gave them a house of material (for light, water and Direct TV "gratarola") at the Villa 31 Retiro. There piglets 2 dwellings built on the upper floors to rent to families of workers decent price Bolivian moneylenders.
It took just two years in a trio become important within the group, to force cuts of bridges, streets and roads in Argentina, becoming part of the armed wing commander D'Elia, who by then it was official government of Nestor Kirchner.
With the salaries they received for neighborhood board of the municipality of La Matanza (a position he never exercised) plus 5 Heads plans that charged each despite being single, over the loot they collected by "tightening" several other mayors in the metropolitan area who were in the Kirchnerism opposite sidewalk, bought "Handi" and high quality mobile phones to be communicated with the Chief and a few 9 mm in Parque Avellaneda de Flores. In addition to a dozen hand grenades and a couple of AK-47, only for defense. Just in case, dress?
So was that a few weeks ago, when members of the UDEP (Control Unit Public Space Buenos Aires) in Mauritius Macri tried to evict the settlement, the 3 Little Pigs responded to "cuetazo" clean and shouted, "Hang the kids!" "Fucking Rescátensen sunrise!" And "It feels, feels, Guyana is present!", Forcing UDEP of running faster than Usain Bolt, breaking the mark of 9.58 seconds and 100 meters ...
bunting, dawn, red, this children's story has ended ...
piKeteros
(It goes without saying that this story is pure fiction, and a free adaptation of the story "The 3 Little Pigs" and that any resemblance to a match, it is a fact.)

(Image: Alejo Andina)

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